me: *tells a bear fact*
you: ive already heard this one before
me: that is impossible i have over seven bear facts
OHMYGOD.
Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!
WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board
BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!
Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.
OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!
…Seriously?
People. Wow. Open your EYES.
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???
CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1
Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?
Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!
I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!
what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry
SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!
THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!
theres a dead body
Whoop there goes the joke
self care is shrieking into the woods in oregon until the mothman emerges and you get married in a russian orthodox church
When freshmen come into the library real loud #Naruto
I am fascinated by these series of vines because there’s like. Continuity. There’s a guy with a backpack on his head, watching. There’s a guy who has mastered the backflip and does it in the background. The people in the crowd watching is always different from shot to shot. Who are they. Who are these ninja viners.
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
This is from a biography of Benjamin Franklin but this small part was about Hamilton.
Basically Hamilton, at the constitutional convention or during that time, dared/bet someone to annoy Washington. AND THEY DID IT.
Oh my god my APUSH teacher told us this story once and she said that in one of Morris’s journals or something he wrote that right after he put his hand on Washington’s arm, the whithering look Washington gave him made him want to melt into the floor
Thank you for this contribution!
GWash death glare confirmed
how much you guys wanna bet hamilton and whoever else was around watched morris do the dare like a fukcing gaggle of high school girls
Dean & Cas + on the phone // s9
long-distance b.o.y.f.r.i.e.n.d.s shhh （︶ - ︶）